Animal House: Adopt an Elephant Today!

While we love our San Francisco flat, we don’t love the no-pets rule. Especially since we’ve been dying to adopt an elephant for what seems like an eternity (so we have no yard, we can keep him on our rooftop!).
We’ll have to appease our animal yearnings with these adorable kitchen tools instead.
The elephant dust pan and punkupine scrub brush will make cleaning less of a chore and the mouse grater, monkey peeler and beaver whisk will keep cooking — and conversations — interesting.
As well as low-maintenance pets, they all also make great hostess gifts.
Adopt yours here.
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