Remember Cabbage Patch Kids? Of course you do. Who doesn’t?
Well, meet the new version, in our humble totally expert opinion anyway.
The big diff?
Adults will covet these just as much as the wee ones.
Each is one of a kind and handmade by Michigan-based Etsy artist Simpli Jessi.
Custom orders are available too (so you literally can be a doll!), though we’re totally in love with the bespectacled Ilona, an award-winning mathematician who likes to ride her scooter to the local bakery.
Adopt yours now, before someone else does!
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