Isn't It Ironic?

The other day I was shopping with some friends. We were in Petite Sophisticate. A lady, who must have been all of 4’10”, was struggling to get a blouse down from the rack. “If this is a shop for petite women, why do they make everything so damn...

Lost in Translation

We went to see the new Sofia Coppola film, Lost in Translation, last night. It’s one of those movies where pretty much nothing happens, but that’s exactly the point. I know that annoys many people, but in this case, it really worked because it indeed...

Holiday, Celebrate

I’d like to give a whoppa of a shout out to my moms down in San Antone — Happy Birthday you Texas Tart! I’d also like to wish her and my pops a very merry 30th wedding anniversary — that’s like 210 in Hollywood years! If anyone wants to...

Big Beaver and the Triple Nickel

For those of you not familiar with Detroit, there’s a road here called Big Beaver. Yes, I know. I know. Being new to the area, I’ve been getting tons of mail from salons, doctors, etc. soliciting my bizniz. I thought my favorite of these would be the offer...

Back and Betta Than Eva!

We’re baaack — from The Renegade Craft Fair that is! And I must say it could not have gone any better. One customer described it best when she said that it was “joyous.” Indeed it was. Lots of good vibes, a beautiful sunny 60 degrees in...