(Red) Moon River + Birthday Wishes

by | May 15, 2003 | Blog

Attention All Paranoid Dwellers: Tonight is not the end of the world. When the moon turns a spooky color of red, don’t freak out and call 911 — it’s a lunar eclipse! According to this site, I think it happens around 9pm. Is that eastern? I’m...

R.I.P. Dawson & Co.

by | May 14, 2003 | Blog

It’s the end of an era. An era many wish would’ve ended much earlier, and that some can’t believe is actually already over

Hold the Mayo

by | May 5, 2003 | Blog

Happy Cinco de Mayo mis amigos! I must admit I don’t really remember much about what this day means, though I’m guessing Mexican Independence Day?? I could Ask Jeeves, but I just don

My Blog in Tha Shizzolator

by | May 2, 2003 | Blog

I wuz driving to my crib from a cuz’s place tonight, when that shiznit hit me that I’d love try out my new roller skates, know what I’m sayin’? Only one problem, well two problems: that shiznit wuz midnight ‘n I’m a brizzle, know...

Skating With Knives

by | Apr 30, 2003 | Blog

I was driving home from a friend’s place tonight, when it hit me that I’d love to try out my new roller skates. Only one problem, well two problems: it was midnight and I’m a girl. Knowing (via the informative media) that mass murderers only come out...